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You're A Mean One - How the Grumps Stole Christmas

by Grumpy Olde Men

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"You're a Mean One" Written by D. McFarland -Verse One- Man, I really can't stand all these damn bright lights, I demand that it stay pitch black at night, And all these songs and sing alongs need to stop, Lawn ornaments on every house on the block, Gonna pillage Santas Village just because, And plant one on the lips of Mrs Claus, And then, maybe then I’ll catch some sleep, Sick of all these kids, causing chaos in the streets, With their hooting and hollering and reindeer games, Im losing my mind got me going insane, Black Friday, really, where people try to kill me, For that ultimate gift for their spoiled ass kid, I think not, I hope your fruitcake rots, May your presents be empty and stocking full of rocks, Go back to school little ghouls, Stay off my lawn, Santas n@t real, go ahead and ask Moms... - Verse Two - 12 days of Christmas, you mean two months, Every time a bell jingles I heard a Elf gets jumped, Everybody and their Mama, acting like the Dali Llama, Matter of fact I hate Kwanza and Hanukkah, And all the shiny things that go with it, No need to get specific I find it a bit horrific, A huge man in a red suit on top of my roof, Load the double barrel, aim and shoot, Give me the loot give me the loot,The hat and boots, that sack that your holding and don't be cute, Now make your way back to Norway, Switzerland or is it Sweden Anywhere but here, somewhere European, And dont forget dasher, dancer prancer and vixen Comet, Cupid Donner and Blitzen Good riddance, save your holiday cheer, Here’s to a shitty Christmas and a crappy New Year... - Verse Three - You really want to know what chaps my hide, Hallmark holidays built on lies, I don't believe in anything, yea I know, big surprise, That is, unless I see it with my own two eyes, Well I guess it's not all bad it can't be right? Yea I take it back, Christmas bites, Who am I kidding, you can keep your gifts, Take a step outside and end up getting frost bit, The food's horrible, yuk, roasted duck, Who eats beets, canned yams and such? Still got turkey in the fridge from Thanksgiving, Bring on the Barbecues and the backyard shindigs Download this, pay no fee Don't say we never gave you anything; its Free, Im serious, a gift from us to you, And look who just caught the flu...
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The Grumpy Olde Men™ approach to the Christmas Tradition...

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released December 23, 2016

Written by Dizzy Dustin (D. Mcfarland)

Produced by Dj Shag (G. Gorzoch)

Artwork by Gary G.

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Grumpy Olde Men Long Beach, California

Ugly Duckling's Dizzy Dustin & DJ Shag join forces to bring you Grumpy Olde Men.On a mission to bridge the gap between yesteryears Old School and today's Trap Music. (still not sure what Trap actually is?). With 4 feet firmly planted in the Golden Era its amazing to see these two try to keep up while bitching and belly aching their way thru relentless hours of producing and writing. GOM 2016! ... more

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