Stay Off My Lawn (single)

by Grumpy Olde Men

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First single recorded for the album from Ugly Duckling's Dizzy Dustin & Good olde Dj Shag as Grumpy Olde Men™

Hey, Stay off my lawn
Filled the potholes and the gophers are gone
C’mon, let the rain commence
Planted seeds long ago and it aint rained since
Kids now a days got no respect
Beer cans in my yard and they hoppin my fence
Don’t make me pull the shotgun out
Hit em with the salt rock have em limping about
Ragin all night with they shitty ass music
They got my fuse lit, man im about to lose it
I need a vaca quick, book a cruise ship
Talk about a nuisance, shenanigan’s and foolishness
please tell em Im too old for this
I 'd rather be fishin, counting my fish
But Instead, I gotta deal with this
Im at the end of my rope ima kill these kids

Chorus:
Stay off my Lawn, Poof Be Good Stay Off My Lawn X 4

I thought I told you, stay of my lawn
People jumping out the bushes like its Vietnam
Pardon me, there's no grey poupon
I want a lil peace and quiet while I cut coupons
Its 7 in the morning way to early for the nonsense
id like a little more acknowledgement for my accomplishments
really, is that too much for me to ask?
Pickin up your dog shit and throw it in the trash
I aint got the time im getting older with age
All these brats and rugrats should be locked in a cage
Ok youre gonna say it’s a faze
That I should turn a blind eye and soak up the sunrays
But these little fucks like to ruin my day
got me up at night, vampires at play
traffic, moving in and moving out
its like im living next to a God Damn frat house

Chorus:
Stay off my Lawn, Poof Be Good Stay Off My Lawn X 4

Alright then, pay me no mind
While I plan booby traps and lay these land mines
Maybe then and only then you’ll catch my drift
When you’ve lost a couple limbs or you're laying there stiff
you should of took the warning Ive been yelling all morning
Now your eyes are swelling up , they wont stop pouring
Now you wanna call home get mommy on the phone
Complain gripe and moan but ima let it be known
You’re just a loudmouth, yea a pain in my ass
And all you had to do was stay off my grass
N’ keep it down a little but it was shit and giggles
Now your layin in the hospital, in critical
Im on that Clint Eastwood, make my day
What else can I say This old man don’t play
Now run and tell your cronies, your friends and your homies
Stay the Fuck off my lawn, you don’t want to get to know me!

Chorus:
Stay off my Lawn, Poof Be Good Stay Off My Lawn X 4

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released July 5, 2016

Written by Dizzy Dustin & Produced by Dj Shag for GOM music

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Grumpy Olde Men Long Beach, California

Ugly Duckling's Dizzy Dustin & DJ Shag join forces to bring you Grumpy Olde Men.On a mission to bridge the gap between yesteryears Old School and today's Trap Music. (still not sure what Trap actually is?). With 4 feet firmly planted in the Golden Era its amazing to see these two try to keep up while bitching and belly aching their way thru relentless hours of producing and writing. GOM 2016! ... more

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Track Name: Stay Off My Lawn
Hey, Stay off my lawn
Filled the potholes and the gophers are gone
C’mon, let the rain commence
Planted seeds long ago and it aint rained since
Kids now a days got no respect
Beer cans in my yard and they hoppin my fence
Don’t make me pull the shotgun out
Hit em with the salt rock have em limping about
Ragin all night with they shitty ass music
They got my fuse lit, man im about to lose it
I need a vaca quick, book a cruise ship
Talk about a nuisance, shenanigan’s and foolishness
please tell em Im too old for this
I 'd rather be fishin, counting my fish
But Instead, I gotta deal with this
Im at the end of my rope ima kill these kids

Chorus:
Stay off my Lawn, Poof Be Good Stay Off My Lawn X 4

I thought I told you, stay of my lawn
People jumping out the bushes like its Vietnam
Pardon me, there's no grey poupon
I want a lil peace and quiet while I cut coupons
Its 7 in the morning way to early for the nonsense
id like a little more acknowledgement for my accomplishments
really, is that too much for me to ask?
Pickin up your dog shit and throw it in the trash
I aint got the time im getting older with age
All these brats and rugrats should be locked in a cage
Ok youre gonna say it’s a faze
That I should turn a blind eye and soak up the sunrays
But these little fucks like to ruin my day
got me up at night, vampires at play
traffic, moving in and moving out
its like im living next to a God Damn frat house

Chorus:
Stay off my Lawn, Poof Be Good Stay Off My Lawn X 4

Alright then, pay me no mind
While I plan booby traps and lay these land mines
Maybe then and only then you’ll catch my drift
When you’ve lost a couple limbs or you're laying there stiff
you should of took the warning Ive been yelling all morning
Now your eyes are swelling up , they wont stop pouring
Now you wanna call home get mommy on the phone
Complain gripe and moan but ima let it be known
You’re just a loudmouth, yea a pain in my ass
And all you had to do was stay off my grass
N’ keep it down a little but it was shit and giggles
Now your layin in the hospital, in critical
Im on that Clint Eastwood, make my day
What else can I say This old man don’t play
Now run and tell your cronies, your friends and your homies
Stay the Fuck off my lawn, you don’t want to get to know me!

Chorus:
Stay off my Lawn, Poof Be Good Stay Off My Lawn X 4
Track Name: Stay Off My Lawn remix
Hey, Stay off my lawn
Filled the potholes and the gophers are gone
C’mon, let the rain commence
Planted seeds long ago and it aint rained since
Kids now a days got no respect
Beer cans in my yard and they hoppin my fence
Don’t make me pull the shotgun out
Hit em with the salt rock have em limping about
Ragin all night with they shitty ass music
They got my fuse lit, man im about to lose it
I need a vaca quick, book a cruise ship
Talk about a nuisance, shenanigan’s and foolishness
please tell em Im too old for this
I 'd rather be fishin, counting my fish
But Instead, I gotta deal with this
Im at the end of my rope ima kill these kids

Chorus:
Stay off my Lawn, Poof Be Good Stay Off My Lawn X 4

I thought I told you, stay of my lawn
People jumping out the bushes like its Vietnam
Pardon me, there's no grey poupon
I want a lil peace and quiet while I cut coupons
Its 7 in the morning way to early for the nonsense
id like a little more acknowledgement for my accomplishments
really, is that too much for me to ask?
Pickin up your dog shit and throw it in the trash
I aint got the time im getting older with age
All these brats and rugrats should be locked in a cage
Ok youre gonna say it’s a faze
That I should turn a blind eye and soak up the sunrays
But these little fucks like to ruin my day
got me up at night, vampires at play
traffic, moving in and moving out
its like im living next to a God Damn frat house

Chorus:
Stay off my Lawn, Poof Be Good Stay Off My Lawn X 4

Alright then, pay me no mind
While I plan booby traps and lay these land mines
Maybe then and only then you’ll catch my drift
When you’ve lost a couple limbs or you're laying there stiff
you should of took the warning Ive been yelling all morning
Now your eyes are swelling up , they wont stop pouring
Now you wanna call home get mommy on the phone
Complain gripe and moan but ima let it be known
You’re just a loudmouth, yea a pain in my ass
And all you had to do was stay off my grass
N’ keep it down a little but it was shit and giggles
Now your layin in the hospital, in critical
Im on that Clint Eastwood, make my day
What else can I say This old man don’t play
Now run and tell your cronies, your friends and your homies
Stay the Fuck off my lawn, you don’t want to get to know me!

Chorus:
Stay off my Lawn, Poof Be Good Stay Off My Lawn X 4